Oh, Whataburger, I have missed you SO much! Ever since that first time trying you out in Pensacola, FL, I've had a soft spot in my heart for you. As a broke college student, your weekly buy one, get one free specials meant I could make my limited budget stretch a bit further. I may have literally survived college because of you and your sweet, sweet awesomeness.
And now I've come back to you, my love! I've missed your day-long hunger quenching behemoth that is the double Whataburger with Bacon All The Way.
I've heard others scoff at your name. "Drunk food," they would say and it would take all the strength in my bing to keep from throttling them on the spot. How dare they?!
But none of that matters now that we're back together.
My god, I've missed you.
And you have the best sweet tea in a fast food chain ever.
So suck it, Chik-Fil-A!